This past weekend, I was doing a little watching of the idiot box (also known as a TV) and came across this movie called ‘Sharknado’.
Jackie said it was a big hit … apparently … and to avoid the inevitable eye roll (It’s hard for me to hide it), I said sure, let’s take a look …
Now, sharks are cool, I’ve always been a fan.
Tornadoes … not so much.
So, you can imagine my skepticism when you combine the two and make a movie with Tara Reid (American Pie like 20 years ago) and that guy from 90210, Ian Ziearring, or whatever …
Anywho … we turned it on and within a minute or so, was the big scene …
The Tornado sucks the sharks up out of the water and deposits them, and the water, on land … amongst all those little fleshy sacks of meat (humans).
Wouldn’t you know, I see Ian Z pick up a chain saw … cause, you know, it was handy at the time … and as the shot pans out, we see a huge Great White Shark (presumably) hurtling towards his face.
Then we see a shot of his daughter … and Ian runs toward the shark (with said Chain Saw in tow) as if to protect her from the shark.
He jumps in the air with the chain saw out … like a medieval jouster.
And it eats him.
Everybody is sad …
Like what I did there?
The headline… what’s eating you? …
It’s my humor that keeps em coming back 😉
Hehe, I digress …
Remember the chain saw?
Just when you think it’s all over.
The freshest Shark sushimi possible … is served.
Ian cuts a whole in the side of Jaws …
Get’s out, exiting shark left.
And everybody is happy again 🙂
So, just in case you thought you had it bad …
I’d like to remind you that, as of the writing of this blog, we don’t have Sharks being flinged around by mother natures farts …
Not yet anyway.
Be Well – John
Changing the way Life is done.
Mindset. Fitness. Nutrition.
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